Confidential to the Weather Here in Chicago
Knock it off. This uniform dull grey sky/freezing temperatures combo sucks. Nobody likes you. You're making everyone miserable, the way you're acting. I realize you must want to be alone and that's probably why you're driving everyone indoors, but it's selfish and petty and you're better than that - remember that glorious day in October? No, no, no, not the date of the marathon, that other day, the one in the seventies? That was niiiiiiiice! We would be happy with something in the forties, frankly. Oh! And stop hiding the sun behind those crappy low clouds!
All the best,