It has become clear to me that we're going to have to move to Alabama. NOW. It has come to my glaring attention that my Fairy God-Motherly influence is very dearly missed in the rearing of my innocent GodBaby!
I mean,.... it's just that,.... Can you believe?!?!..... I can't even talk. Just take a look at this picture!
BUDWEISER???? CAMELS??? Dear GOD! I'm on my way, Sammy!
If anyone needs me you can find me at Binny's stocking up on Benson & Hedges and Guinness.
Oh, no! I can't remember..... Help me! How many bottles of Laphroig will fit into an average-sized suitcase?!?!? Think! THINK!!! I just, I just can't focus my thoughts! I'm all a dither! I can't believe things have gotten this far beyond my control.