Especially this one.

Here's a tip, lady - next time you want to "scare" a group of Red Sox fans, try using clever, witty verbal banter rather than your freaking car.

Stupid drunken idiot. You're 43 freaking years old!! WTF is wrong with you? Good luck with that "not guilty" plea.

I think the New Hampshire authorities should release you to Boston. Massachusetts may not have the death penalty* but it's fulla thousands of Red Sox fans, and I have a feeling they'd know how to "scare" you but good.

*(for the record, I oppose the death penalty, though I do believe that rapists, child molesters, and wife batterers should be turned over to me and considered to have never existed on this planet from that point on.)

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