Good morning. Please, sit down. Make yourself comfortable. We're going to be here a while
There has been a lot of talk recently about cat cuteness. I am here to remind you that there is nokitty cuter than me.
It was obvious from the time my bipeds brought me home that I was special.
I had a natural ability to get myself into all worldsa cute.
Everything I did deserved a snap.
It's not like I went out of my way or anything, I just did what I do.
Only cuter than anykitty else.
I won people over from 10 states...
Even other very strange animals find me irresistible.
Sometimes I had to climb on to high places just to get some peace from all the cuddling.
In fact, I still do!
I know, I know - most of those pictures are old. I can almost hear you say "Yes, but what have you done for us lately, Athelred?"
I can cute in my sleep!
Though I'll admit I was totally inspired by Oscar for some of my moves. He was awesome!!
I can cute in a bag,
I can cute with a nag!
(heh heh! Just kidding, Bu!)
I'm even cute when I drink water outta the Christmas tree.
I do miss drinking buddies - especially Umberto.
So does Bu. Umberto was cute, too, in a "weird!!" way. He always kept us entertained - and made us even MORE entertaining! How is that even POSSIBLE?!?
I have to go nap cutely now, but remember, you can shut the door on cute, but I can still reach you!