It never fails. I'm at an improv show and the emcee asks the audience, "What's something someone said to you today?" and I've got NOTHIN'. Squat all.
Too bad I don't have a show to go to tonight, because I don't know when I'll ever have someone say anything like this to me again:
"I told her that if the test came back positive, I'd have to exhume her brother and his monkey."